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BREAKING: Assad Allied With Aliens, UNSC Accused Of ‘Failing To Show Leadership’

May 28, 2012

Considering the quality of the video, this may well be fake. Confirmed!

The BBC is like a grandparent. They’re passively interested in what the young ‘uns get up to, and they may even have a little play themselves (probably Mario Kart Wii, holding the controller the wrong way and commenting on how colourful everything is, with a Valleys-like lilt). Like grandparents, too, the BBC has a pension. Good old TV tax.

The UN Security Council does not have a logo per se, and certainly not one that looks like the logo of the UN Space Command of Halo fame. Google Images claims yet another victim. I really can’t wait till the BBC tries reporting on blue waffles.

Saying that, it’s better than the Daily Mail approach. “GAMES?” they yell with the fervor of Brian Blessed after ten mugs of coffee, “DEVIL’S WORK! CRY HAVOC! YOUR KIDS WILL TRY TO KILL PROSTITUTES WITH DILDOS. LOCK THEM UP BEFORE THEY MASTURBATE YOU TO DEATH OH AND BY THE WAY MASTURBATION CAUSES CANCER SO JUST CHOP OFF YOUR KNOB NOW.

NO, WOMEN DON’T DO THAT, JUST ASK SAMANTHA BRICK”

Did anyone manage to see this BBC clip live?

Original Source: Kotaku: The BBC Might Have Confused Halo With the United Nations

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. May 28, 2012 9:51 am

    I saw it live and yes, I didn’t know where it was from but it really looked wrong!

  2. May 28, 2012 9:55 am

    Excellent! Updated accordingly. Ta Becka!

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